teddybear molesting goats

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icarryapanda wrote in lolocracy Dec 02, 2010 11:51

WHO: Toris and Yao with a dash of Zhì
WHEN: Wednesday Afternoon, December One.
WHERE: Charleston Apartments
WHAT: A typical Yao-meets-bear story you wouldn't want to miss.

( Think of it as a panda. Dipped in bleach. )

you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, getting to knooooow you, this wasn't for you! really!, stop following me, so what did happen, be a man! do the right thing!, make it work, no returns accepted!, isn't that illegal?, ...what are you doing in my house!?, they know where you live, why yes these are real thank you, hong kong, why hello thar, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, hello again, lithuania, bitch just got stalked, it's super effective!, teddybear molesting goats, oh god what just happened?!, is this real life?, we're going to get in trouble for this a, who are you?!, gooooooooooooooooooooool!, it's always the quiet ones, i can explain!, it's not what you think, it's a, describe yourself in five words or less, invisibility powers activate, yao's fat ass, what are you doing here?, disregard everything, i'm responsible i swear, it's all just a coincidence!, now just lie back and relaaaaaax, i can has lucky charms?, oh hell naw, it's all completely innocent here, new neighbors, china, gtfo of my house!

__ You Madly

man_nav_naudas wrote in lolocracy Nov 08, 2010 19:56

WHO: Thera y Raivis
WHEN: Monday afternoon, Nov. 8th
WHERE: 2 pm lunch hour
WHAT: The ornaments look pretty but they're pulling down the branches on the tree...
( I want to ___ you madly, I want to ___ you now. )

oh god what just happened?, you say goodbye i say hello, blame the meds, first times are always good times, too much spice, "hanging out", love advice, y u do dis?, bonding tiemz, you ain't got nothing on me, why hello thar, bitch just got stalked, alas poor childe i knew him well..., teddybear molesting goats, why do you want to know?, she a crazy bitch, santorini, god's gift to humanity, eat your feelings, who are you?!, creepers gonna creep, girls just wanna have fun, and remember: don't fuck it up, this is my safety square!, you just went there, status: complete, got sunshine in a bag, let's talk about feeeelings~, this is an intervention, describe yourself in five words or less, latvia, cooperate or i will cut you, it's all just a coincidence!

I'M TOO HARDCORE TO BE A PRINCESS

spr1ngcleaning wrote in lolocracy Sep 06, 2009 00:59

WHO: Roderich, Fernando
WHEN: September 5th, 2009
WHERE: Out in the streets of Liberty City, near a Starbucks
WHAT: Girl!Fernando is trying to smack - and, failing that, run - from his wannabe pursuers.

( WHAT, DO I LOOK WEAK TO YOU OR SOMETHING? )

teddybear molesting goats, rip manriness, status: complete, crossdresser edition, austria, philippines